Stupid people

are everywhere.

And they LOVE asking stupid questions....

But hey, i am one stupid person myself!

If the question isn't stupid enough, i won't bother asking anyway!

If you ever find yourself asking these questions below,

then congratulation cause you're one stupid stupid person too!!!!!

welcome to the club :P

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask : are u sleeping?

No...I'm trying to die.

2. When it's raining and you are going out, they ask : are u going out in this rain?

no...in the next one.

3. Your friend calls your home phone : are u at home?

no...i'm on the way to moon.

4. They see u wet coming from the bathroom : heyy, took a bath ehh?

No...i fell inside the toilet bowl.

5. You're standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask : hey, going up?

no no...i am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

6. You are studying for your exams tomorrow, some relative asks : are u studying?

NO....i'm counting the letters.

7. You're in the queue in the cinema to buy tickets: whatcha doing here?

i'm waiting to pay my school fees.

LOL. Shooooo funny :P

People just love asking the obvious, don't they! HAHAHA